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Deutschland by Kristo1594Writer Stamp by SpeedyAlchemistVfB Stuttgart by Kristo1594The Yellow Wall by TheInimitableECypher 
Why do I even bother trying to write a novel? :grump:

It just seems like every time I actually try, I find a way to absolutely screw it up. I get writer's block. I look at what I've written and realize that it makes me want to do nothing more than beat my head against the keyboard, asking myself just what I've written.

I mean, the last novel I wrote happened by accident. It was a short story that became something more. But actively trying to write a novel, even though it's an idea that I REALLY want to write? It's like beating my head against a brick wall and expecting that the ensuing concussion can write my story for me.

Guess I'm back to short stories that nobody will ever read. :grump: Seems to be about all I can do anymore.


dA's Resident Misplaced German
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Most of what you'll find on this page is traditional/digital art (mostly traditional), literature (that nobody ever reads :P), and photography. I don't do fanart anymore (unless it's football-related), so if you came to this page expecting to find new fanart, you'll be disappointed.

My two most used aliases online are The Inimitable Enigma Cypher (or just E. Cypher) and The Infamous Black Valkyrie (on FictionPress). You see anyone online with either of those names (in either those forms or any permutation of them), or work from dA on any other sites, chances are it's me.
A few things to know about me:

:bulletblack: I live in America. I do not consider myself American. I am of German descent and consider myself an unofficial German citizen. Someday I'm going to move to Germany and make that "unofficial" status "official". German Flag dA Emoticon by TheInimitableECypher
:bulletred: I am fascinated with the history of the Third Reich; HOWEVER, I DO NOT, HAVE NEVER, NOR WILL I EVER, SUPPORT ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH NAZIS, or any permutation of them. Anyone who thinks that German automatically equals Nazi can feel free to leave my page now or keep that to yourself. Because I will not tolerate it.
:bulletyellow: I don't read yaoi. I don't write yaoi. I do not draw yaoi. I do not mind if you do, but I just don't want to see it, only because, where my favorite characters are concerned, I prefer them the way they were created.
:bulletred: I support communism. I find capitalism to be out-of-date and very oppressive to anyone who wasn't born into some rich family. If you don't like this, that's your opinion, but I do not have to explain myself to anyone about why I feel this. Chances are you're a raging capitalist anyways if you're offended enough to leave a nasty reply on my page.;)
:bulletblack: I can sometimes be very straightforward with my opinion on things. This is not to be mistaken for rudeness or arrogance; it's just the way I've always been.
:bulletred: I know my drawing style is not the greatest. I am perfectly aware of this and am always working to improve. Over the last few years I've made leaps and bounds from my old work, so I know I'm making progress.
:bulletyellow: I write what I want to write. Don't like the way I write things, or what I write? Don't read.

And that wraps up this section.

Deutschland by TheInimitableECypher
Against Nazism by skinnyveestamp VfB Stuttgart Stamp by CreKDesiGnThe Yellow Wall by TheInimitableECypher Atheist Stamp by Kezzi-Rose ..:Proud to be German:.. by gazettefreak Eisbrecher stamp by Shaiger Rammstein Stamp by NuclearFizix Teaching Self German Stamp by PianoxLullaby Stamp COMMUNIST by Sinceritta Everybody is Equal by PhysicalMagic Writer Stamp by SpeedyAlchemist Friend Or Enemy Stamp by KahunaSniper Stamp : Sarcasm .. by SHIZU-91 My Own Critic by fear-the-brilliance Hello My Name is Geek by AarlaShey
Stamp - Deutscher Fussball-Bund - (Redux) by TheInimitableECypher Stamp - VfB Stuttgart (Redux) by TheInimitableECypher Stamp - Borussia Dortmund by TheInimitableECypher Stamp - SC Freiburg (Redux) by TheInimitableECypher
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CPDA Pin stamp sized by The-Necromancer Stamp: German Language Beginner by MafiaVamp
:bulletblack::bulletred::bulletyellow: Mein Deutsch ist nicht gut. Ich bin noch am lernen. ^^; :bulletblack::bulletred::bulletyellow:
"It is not what you say, it is not what you think, it is not what you feel. It is what you do." - Thomas Andrews; architect of the R.M.S Titanic

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Thank youf or favouriting my "Football Funnies" :boing: !
Thanks for the faving :)

I'm quite a fan of Germany btw
...and my fave band is Rammstein Headbang! 
TheInimitableECypher 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Not a problem. It's a cool piece, and something I definitely agree with. ;P

That's cool. :)
Where German bands are considered, Eisbrecher is my favorite, but Rammstein is a very close second. 
I have heard some of Eisbrecher...Verrückt comes to mind....good song
Btw if you ever get a chance to see Rammstein live...well...I've seen sooooo many bands over the years but Rammstein are the best by far
TheInimitableECypher 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
I think if Eisbrecher and Rammstein did a song together, it would be absolutely epic. :D

I'd LOVE to see them live. I know they came here a few years ago but I couldn't get tickets to that. :grump:
StefanBehringer 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Besten Dank für den fav und Deinen freundlichen Kommentar! :-)
TheInimitableECypher 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Nichts zu Danken. :)
ChubbyMissBunny 6 days ago  New member Professional General Artist
Thank you for supporting my work. It always makes me so happy to know my art is reaching people and having a positive influence on the community.
TheInimitableECypher 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem. :) The stamps are well-made and really interesting. 
ChubbyMissBunny 4 days ago  New member Professional General Artist
Aw, you're so sweet! :D
Lovely Shoujo Emoji (Huggy Hug) [V2] 
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