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Ready To Go by TheInimitableECypher
Ready To Go
The stadium was packed; he could hear the eighty-thousand strong crowd of the Westfalenstadion roaring in his ears. He had thought of nothing else all day but this game. All the time and energy that his team had put into their pre-season training, and now was the night to put it all to work. He was ready to go. The team was ready, the fans were ready. The stage was set for the season opener. All that was left was to take to the field... 


This was the hardest piece I've yet completed. Took me four days to complete. The background took three times as long as the guy in front of it, but I'm satisfied with it.

Random fact: I had to change his number from #27 to #13 because after two seasons, someone in real life claimed the number. :P
That awkward moment when you nearly have a complete happy fit because you realize that someone actually read your entire work. Bonus points for it being someone from the country in which the story is set.  :la:
The ''Rostock Rumbler'' by TheInimitableECypher
The ''Rostock Rumbler''
It's a much simpler piece than most of my recent work. I decided I wanted to do something with Bergmann, so here he is. He was admittedly kind of hard to draw because he's 6'6" and for some reason tall guys are harder to draw. ><
Sharp-Dressed Men by TheInimitableECypher
Sharp-Dressed Men
Excuse the spectacularly unoriginal title. Hopefully the piece will make up for the shitty title.

I had an idea one day about how my four Germans would look in suits. That's about as far as that line of thought went; a fifteen second idea became a five and a half day project.

Three of the characters have featured in my gallery more than once; Lukas (white suit), Ludwig (black suit) and Reinhold (the redhead in the blue-grey suit). The giant in the pinstripe suit, Emerick Bergmann, is an up-and-coming character-in-progress who once kicked Ludwig's ass in a boxing match, but I doubt any of you have actually read that short story. :P Meh.

All stock photos used (picture frame, floor, wall) are not mine. If they're yours please tell me so I may give credit where it's due.

But the modified photo in the background is mine.
Im BVB Tor... by TheInimitableECypher
Im BVB Tor...
Just a little something I threw together after the game. It's a bit nonsensical and I was drinking. 


English: theinimitableecypher.deviantar…

A big "Danke" to Arminius1871 for the translation help. :)
  • Mood: Disbelief

12 cartoonists were killed today in France, just for drawing pictures of the Islam prophet Muhammad. What kind of world do we live in where people are killed just for drawing cartoons? Why do people feel the need to kill over something so trifling? Over something so stupid?

This just sickens me. It's despicable. And honestly, it's part of why I am so against religion. Because religious beliefs should not mean more to people than human lives.


dA's Resident Misplaced German
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Most of what you'll find on this page is traditional/digital art (mostly traditional), literature (that nobody ever reads), and photography. Sometimes football fanart, if I'm feeling up to it.

My two most used aliases online are The Inimitable Enigma Cypher (or just E. Cypher) and The Infamous Black Valkyrie. You see anyone online with either of those names (in either those forms or any permutation of them), or work from dA on any other sites under either of those names, chances are it's me.

:bulletblack: I am a "Misplaced German"; I was born in the US but I swear I should have been born in Germany. German Flag dA Emoticon by TheInimitableECypher
:bulletred: I am fascinated with the history of the Third Reich; HOWEVER, I DO NOT, HAVE NEVER, NOR WILL I EVER, SUPPORT ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH NAZIS, or any permutation of them. Anyone who thinks that German automatically equals Nazi can feel free to leave my page now or keep that to yourself.
:bulletyellow: I'm an atheist. I have absolutely no respect for religion, but I do try to respect religious people, as long as you don't try to force it on me, insult me, or try to pick a fight with me about what I think about religion/gods.
:bulletred: I know my visual art style isn't the greatest. I am perfectly aware of this and I am always working to improve. Over the last few years I've made leaps and bounds from my old work, so I know I'm making progress.
:bulletblack: I write what I want to write, and much like my visual art, I always work to improve. I appreciate any and all types of feedback, unless all you're trying to do to flame me. So don't try to flame me or troll me because, trust me, you will not win that war. I am well-versed in the art of sarcasm and wield it to great effect.

Deutschland by TheInimitableECypher

Against Nazism by skinnyveestamp The Yellow Wall by TheInimitableECypher Stamp - Deutscher Fussball-Bund - (Redux) by TheInimitableECypher Anti-Theist by TheInimitableECypher ..:Proud to be German:.. by gazettefreak Eisbrecher stamp by Shaiger I Write What I Want by TheInimitableECypher Teaching Self German Stamp by PianoxLullaby Gay Rights Stamp by Raven-LaLupa Everybody is Equal by PhysicalMagic Writer Stamp by SpeedyAlchemist Stamp : Sarcasm .. by SHIZU-91 My Own Critic by fear-the-brilliance Hello My Name is Geek by AarlaShey Classical Music Stamp by McNikk I Luv Coffee Stamp by MagnifiqueN GIMP Stamp by SparkLum Imitation is suicide by Nana-Beats Stamp: Charlie Hebdo by Walldryx

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Stamp: German Language Beginner by MafiaVamp i am a total geek
:bulletblack::bulletred::bulletyellow: Mein Deutsch ist nicht gut. Ich bin noch am lernen. ^^; :bulletblack::bulletred::bulletyellow:

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"It is not what you say, it is not what you think, it is not what you feel. It is what you do." - Thomas Andrews; architect of the R.M.S Titanic

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panamanga Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you for adding my Thomas Hitzlsperger portrait to your favourties :boing: !
TheInimitableECypher Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem. :)
panamanga Featured By Owner May 3, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you for favouriting my Joachim Löw fanart :boing: !
TheInimitableECypher Featured By Owner May 3, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Not a problem. :)
professorwagstaff Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2015
Thanks for the fave for my Legertha.
TheInimitableECypher Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem. :)
professorwagstaff Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015
Thank you for the fave for my Floki. :) (Smile)
TheInimitableECypher Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Not a problem. :)
KennyCastafi Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Hello! I just found your deviantART and I think it's pretty cool, I like your artworks, especially the way you make the backgrounds :D

Also, the fact that you are learning german because you love the country is pretty interesting for me, I want to learn german too and I love Germany, even though I'm not from there ^^;

Anyway, I'll give you a watch! Have a nice day! :D
TheInimitableECypher Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the watch! :) Sorry it took so long to respond; I've been a bit distracted lately. Hope you continue to like what you see.
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